jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

ramitaarora:

I’d just like ONE FUCKING DAY where someone didn’t tell me how wrong I am, how stupid I am, how bad of a person I am, how imperfect I am. Because I fucking KNOW, I fucking hate myself and I don’t know how you expect me to be any other way.

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

peachofcake:

Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

msjewbooty:

*pulls you aside* walk with me, kid. this text post is gonna be big. i can see it now. i’m talkin movies, video games, t shirts, wallets, iphone cases, little stickers printed on sparkly paper