If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
I’d just like ONE FUCKING DAY where someone didn’t tell me how wrong I am, how stupid I am, how bad of a person I am, how imperfect I am. Because I fucking KNOW, I fucking hate myself and I don’t know how you expect me to be any other way.
when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
Filip Slováček | http://slvczch.com
“This is my very first watch concept. It’s called Mask Watch because of two rotary layers which are masking numbers.”
CEO of myself, founder of nothing, alcohol enthusiast, authority hater, rules breaker etc.
is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” - Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
Pride and Prejudice (1995 mini series)
Bride and Prejudice (2004 Bollywood film)
Pride and Prejudice (2005 feature film)
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (2012/13 YouTube experience)
excuse me but you forgot someone
Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.
Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?
So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind.
NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT
“Our Education System”
i really wish i could find out who made this picture and credit them for it because it’s honestly spot on
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….